I CANNOT REMEMBER IF I EVER POSTED THIS HERE OR NOT. IT IS A .WAV I MADE A LONG TIME AGO AND IT STILL GIVES ME LULZ EVERY TIME I EMPTY MY RECYCLE BIN.

OPTIMUS HAS A SEXY VOICE. THERE IS NO DENYING. THEREFORE...

OPTIMUS HAVING AN ORGASM SHOULD BE VERY SEXY, YES? IT IS A .WAV FILE AND IT IS SAFE TO DOWNLOAD.

SCREAMER APPARENTLY WANTS LEO DEAD ...

... WHY?

BECAUSE HE'S SELLING TORTILLAS.

AND THIS IS INTERNET CRACK AT ITS BEST.

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REASON NUMERO UNO FOR THIS POST: MADLIBS. ( I'M IN YOUR HURR, HURRIN' UR HURR )

HEY ALL YOU CRAZY BITCHES!

YOU HAVE A NEWBIE IN YOUR RANKS SO ENJOY THIS TF SKIT FROM ROBOT CHICKEN. STARTS AT ABOUT 0:02 - 2:01 THEN GOES TO SOME OTHER CRAP. ENJOY

( ROBOT ASS CANCER )

( MOVIE SPOILERS (KIND OF SORT OF MAYBE NOT) )

HERE'S THE BEGINNING OF THE ROUND ROBIN. IF YOU WANT TO JOIN UP MID-STORY, JUST GO HERE. THAT POST ALSO HAS THE RULES AND THE TURN ORDER AND SUCH OTHER AMUSING THINGS.

EDIT: IF YOU'RE NEXT, JUST POST YOUR PART IN A NEW COMMENT TO THIS ENTRY. THAT WAY, WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE MESS A LONG THREAD OF 'REPLIES' WILL MAKE. ALSO, THAT WAY, WE'LL ( Read more... )

OKAY GAIS, HERE'S THE SCOOP ON THAT ROUND ROBIN THANG. I HAVE WRITTEN UP SOME GENERAL RULES SO THAT WE DON'T KILL EACH OTHER. ( THEY ARE BELOW HERE )

OKAY, SO AS USUAL, THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG-WINDED POST!

( PENNANTS! )

OF MARRIAGE. ONLY NOT REALLY. AT ALL. EVEN REMOTELY. OKAY MAYBE ( Read more... )

 APPARENTLY I LOST THE PORN WAR.  BUT I KNOW I DID NOT, AND I CAN CONJURE UP SOME MORE UNFORTUNATELY. D:

ME AND
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